The ever-vigilant folks at the National Pork Board are out to put an end to the sale of Radiant Farms' canned unicorn meat. But it's not because they want to stop the slaughter of the one-horned flying horses, it's because they say the product infringes on their "other white meat" trademark.

The unicorn meat in question is actually a fake product dreamed up by the resident geeks at ThinkGeek.com for April Fool's. But in the site's listing for the product it had read "Pate is passe. Unicorn -- the new white meat," and that was enough to bring out the Porker's legal cease-and-desist team.

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